How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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