areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
