doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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