party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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