why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We have started to decorate penises.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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