I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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