I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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