Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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