okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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