no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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