i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
