yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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