so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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