Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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