"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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