can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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