should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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