i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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