I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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