so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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