i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
should my penis look like a turkey
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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