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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.

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  Elaborate

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  Strip Mario-Kart

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm your Election Erection Connection

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle

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• (716): View more from New York

  oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear

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  The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.

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• (707): View more from California

  I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.

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