I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote