I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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