you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Randomize
