Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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