I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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