I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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