I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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