The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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