I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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