READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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