sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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