Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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