idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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