I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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