At least make sure they are 18
Why
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
he laminated a picture of his dick.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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