Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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