Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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