I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
