Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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