where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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