Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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