He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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