it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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