Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Green mimosas i think yes
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Oh god it's open bar.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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