The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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