When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize