that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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