...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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