I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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