I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize