he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk